The General Idea.

In the eyes of society I am the biggest loser there is. I'm unemployed without any valuable merits or career prospects, I live in a cabin on my parents front lawn and my favorite hobby is getting stoned and playing video games. I am what most people would consider a very dysfunctional person with no real desire to change, I'm a child trying to play grown up but I'm also an adult trying my hardest to cling to the illusion of never having to grow up. It's a never ending cycle and I justify my grand illusion every day, by feeding myself with subtle little lies, just enough to keep the candle of denial burning.

To be perfectly honest, it isn't only the eyes of society that has me pinned as a loser, it's my own opinion too and probably my girlfriend's as well. But she loves me for some weird reason...

She loves me, even though since the moment I met her I haven't shown her a single sign of wanting to change, no hint of ambition. I'm just a lazy bum who blames everyone else for the problems I'm having. If I was an employer I wouldn't hire me, I've got no qualifications, no experience, no sense of loyalty, I'm unreliable, tardy, you name it...

But on the flip side, is there a place for a shy, insecure, antisocial degenerate in society's job market? Or is he destined to live on benefits and random acts of charity for the rest of his life?